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Shadi me pathan boht der taq khana kha raha tha
kisi ne pocha kab taq khaoge
Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karo card me likha
tha dinner: 7 to 10


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Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he
Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man jati he

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Pathan 2 sardar,.!
Muje 5 janwaron k naam batao jo paani main rehte hain,.!
Sardar;
BATAKH(DUCK)
Pathan chalo 4 or k naam b batao,.!
sardar;
batakh ki ammi,abbu,behen or bhai,.!
Pathan;Shahbash,.!

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Doctor: u hav a brain tumor.
Pathan: jumps in joy.
YESSS!!!
Dr : y r u so happy?
Pathan: coz It proves, I hav a BRAIN!!!

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Teacher : Who is the Father of Ibn-e-sina

Pathan soch me Gum...........
Pathan reply
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John sina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Police: tumhe kl subha phansi dedi jae gi
Pathan : hahahahah me to uthta hi 11 baje hon

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Pathan apni miss se:
Miss kal apne muje call q ki the?

Miss:
mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..

Pathan:
To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha arha tha " 1 MISS CALL "

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Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Pathan: The future tense is u will go to jail.


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Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..

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Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Pe Knock Kia Ander
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K To Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Pe Kuta Betha Hai

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